Indianism

Want to know what are some best ironies in India? Welcome to my new post then. You can  piss  in India, but not  kiss  in India. Indian moms want their daughter to control their husbands and expect their sons to control their wives. Parents want their children to stand out in a crowd but expect them to do what everybody else is doing. Everything that is run by government looks very bad, except government jobs. While we criticise Maria Sharapova for not knowing who Sachin Tendulkar is, we have been caught napping as we desperately Google our Nobel prize winner. A huge country of 1635 languages, yet united by a foreign language. Seeing a policeman makes us nervous rather than feeling safe. We often say " Atithi Devo Bhavah " but we do not allow visitor parking in our residential societies. We are always in a hurry but never on time! Where edible items are served and sold on streets for many, but footwear is sold in branded and AC showrooms. We'd rather sp

Well here are some witty remarks and one liners about India which might or not make you proud.(I think?) India is running the  software  of tomorrow on the  hardware  of yesterday. In india even the  Exceptions  run into millions. Being one in a million in india means that there are  1241  indians just like you. Marriages  rest of world =X+Y, Marriages  In india =XDX+YDY A black  cat  passing by the road can stop hundreds of people, which a  red light  at a traffic signal has failed to do for a long time. If  mobile  gets Spoiled blame the child, If  child  gets spoiled blame the Mobile. In india,you don’t  cast  your vote, you  vote  your caste. An incredible country where- Actors  are playing Cricket. Cricketers  are playing politics. Politicians  are watching porn. Pornstars  are becomming actors. The frustrating thing about India is that. Whatever you can say  rightly about India, the  opposite  is also true. There is  poverty  in India but India is not  po