Witty Remarks and One Liners about India.

Well here are some witty remarks and one liners about India which might or not make you proud.(I think?)


  • India is running the software of tomorrow on the hardware of yesterday.
  • In india even the Exceptions run into millions.
  • Being one in a million in india means that there are 1241 indians just like you.
  • Marriages rest of world=X+Y, Marriages In india=XDX+YDY
  • A black cat passing by the road can stop hundreds of people, which a red light at a traffic signal has failed to do for a long time.
  • If mobile gets Spoiled blame the child, If child gets spoiled blame the Mobile.
  • In india,you don’t cast your vote, you vote your caste.
  • An incredible country where-
Actors are playing Cricket.
Cricketers are playing politics.
Politicians are watching porn.
Pornstars are becomming actors.
  • The frustrating thing about India is that. Whatever you can say rightlyabout India, the opposite is also true.
  • There is poverty in India but India is not poor.
  • Officially a ‘Multirelegious’ country, but unofficially a single religion Unites it ‘Cricket’.
  • A country where everything is delayed till tomorrow and tomorrow never comes.
  • A country where colleges choosen on behalf of Placements not Education.
  • Where a student becomes an Engineer First and then decides what to do in life.
  • A country where everybody is in Hurry but no one is on time.
  • Here In India People are seen more Fit than Our Policemen.
  • Sucess is Relative….More sucess more Relatives.
  • Only country where you have to look both ways to cross one way road.

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