Ironies in India...!

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  • You can piss in India, but not kiss in India.
  • Indian moms want their daughter to control their husbands and expect their sons to control their wives.
  • Parents want their children to stand out in a crowd but expect them to do what everybody else is doing.
  • Everything that is run by government looks very bad, except government jobs.
  • While we criticise Maria Sharapova for not knowing who Sachin Tendulkar is, we have been caught napping as we desperately Google our Nobel prize winner.
  • A huge country of 1635 languages, yet united by a foreign language.
  • Seeing a policeman makes us nervous rather than feeling safe.
  • We often say "Atithi Devo Bhavah" but we do not allow visitor parking in our residential societies.
  • We are always in a hurry but never on time!
  • Where edible items are served and sold on streets for many, but footwear is sold in branded and AC showrooms.
  • We'd rather spend more on daughters wedding than on
    her education.
  • People kill their own girls in womb and seek out neighbor's girls for 'Kanya Puja'.
  • It's dangerous to talk to strangers, but it's perfectly OK to marry one.
  • All three superstars are "Khans"  i.e; Muslims in a Hindu Majority country , but still Aamir calls it Intolerant.


Want more:Here are a few more:


  1. Sunny Leone refused to shoot pink lips song video after she spotted kids wandering on the set but Kareena Kapoor Khan gyrates suggestively with kids in the background to a Honey Singh song in singham 2.
  2. We are outraged when Maria Sharapova says she doesn't know who Sachin Tendulkar is. But we have no idea who Sita Sahu is(she is a double special Olympic gold medalist who now sells golgappas for living).
  3. People kill their own girl child in their womb and seeks out neighbors girl for “kanya pooja”.
  4. A politician spent Rs. 7000 Cr on his/her statues and nobody complained and ISRO spent 6.5% of it on Mars mission and suddenly everyone is worried about India's poverty. lol
  5. In India you have to look on both the sides to cross a one way road..
  6. In an IAS exam, a candidate writes brilliant 1500 word essay about how dowry is a social evil. He cracks the exam. But a year later he demands a dowry of 1 Cr because he is an IAS officer.
  7. Politicians divide us, terrorists unite us.
  8. Indians invented first flush toilet 5000 years ago but today 53% of India's population defecates in open.
  9. Mother in-law want their daughter in-law to abort female foetuses.
  • In a state where farmers are committing suicide, the state government have erected a monument dedicated to Chattrapati Shivaji Maharaj with a budget of 3600 Cr rupees.
Credit: Indiatimes

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